








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,477 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4978 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4052 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4750 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2697 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,563 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2037 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ouija | +4.48 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | RussianDog | +4.32 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | izi | +3.02 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | 𝕋𝕙𝕖✟Teacher | +1.60 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | Sealiøusly | +1.08 | 83 | 32 |





