








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2285 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1948 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1987 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1410 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,518 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | WonderZ | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | Churchy | 53% | 55 |
| #10 | Nico | 53% | 19 |
| #11 | zrto | 50% | 18 |
| #12 | Psycho-Tomate | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Churchy | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | James Deag | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | JonSom | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Nico | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | zrto | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mecksdee | 133 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Colonel Slowhand | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | James Deag | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Er3th0rn | 61 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nico | 58 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3th0rn | +3.61 | 65 | 66 |
| #2 | James Deag | +3.24 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | JonSom | +2.98 | 89 | 69 |
| #4 | mecksdee | +1.85 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | Block | +0.98 | 79 | 63 |





