








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2324 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1865 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2606 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,488,300 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temetrius Jamel Morant | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Briggan | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | k1ll b1ll | 51% | 184 |
| #4 | Kirb | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | deco (egirl)(running bardookles) | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ll b1ll | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | deco (egirl)(running bardookles) | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Briggan | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Fortnite Bot | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ll b1ll | 689 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Briggan | 218 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fortnite Bot | 147 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | deco (egirl)(running bardookles) | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Temetrius Jamel Morant | 101 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deco (egirl)(running bardookles) | +2.72 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Temetrius Jamel Morant | +1.81 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Fortnite Bot | +1.42 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | Briggan | +0.70 | 70 | 77 |
| #5 | boB | +0.43 | 58 | 54 |





