








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7683 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6574 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4904 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4069 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,887 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farfari | 18 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | littlejohn | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | kakazin | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | sony | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Lazaretti | 4 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sony | 436 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | littlejohn | 367 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lazaretti | 190 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪TZU | 139 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Farfari | 138 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | littlejohn | +5.38 | 94 | 64 |
| #2 | sony | +3.54 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | d3v | +1.46 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Lazaretti | +0.62 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | Boliva 280hz | +0.05 | 81 | 53 |





