








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4204 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1620 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1977 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,779 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Zigge | 55% | 75 |
| #6 | viiru6 | 52% | 158 |
| #7 | Tuunio | 48% | 23 |
| #8 | Kloparn | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viiru6 | 39 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Zigge | 31 | 0.0206 |
| #3 | Jeketys | 5 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | Kloparn | 5 | 0.0161 |
| #5 | Tuunio | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viiru6 | 760 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | Zigge | 222 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Tuunio | 106 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kloparn | 62 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jeketys | 58 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kloparn | +4.29 | 59 | 59 |
| #2 | 𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 | +2.50 | 80 | 43 |
| #3 | viiru6 | +1.98 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Zigge | +0.71 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | Lohikäärme | -0.10 | 56 | 66 |





