








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 28% |
| Smokes | 78 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 273 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 220 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,682 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Wuxi Finger Hold | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Skadoosh | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | AlpHa | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | Aizakku | 46% | 50 |
| #5 | Cay9nE | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skadoosh | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Aizakku | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | AlpHa | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ✪ Wuxi Finger Hold | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Wuxi Finger Hold | +3.01 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | Skadoosh | +1.19 | 59 | 52 |
| #3 | AlpHa | +0.78 | 76 | 45 |
| #4 | Cay9nE | +0.63 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | H.E Frag | +0.01 | 42 | 33 |





