








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1003 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14619 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3455 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 14850 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 10570 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,659,719 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1041 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lodberg | 55% | 141 |
| #2 | TmeX_ZieX | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | Davearo | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lodberg | 55% | 141 |
| #2 | TmeX_ZieX | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | Davearo | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TmeX_ZieX | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Lodberg | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Davearo | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lodberg | 273 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | TmeX_ZieX | 249 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Davearo | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lodberg | +2.75 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | TmeX_ZieX | +0.64 | 44 | 53 |
| #3 | Lodberg98 | -0.06 | 37 | 66 |
| #4 | Davearo | -1.00 | 14 | 46 |





