








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3267 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2499 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2386 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2603 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,621 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scouter | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | 백수 | 62% | 92 |
| #3 | Idiot2 | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Poobis Anubis | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 백수 | 148 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Poobis Anubis | 61 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Scouter | 53 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | 49 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Idiot2 | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scouter | +6.48 | 94 | 63 |
| #2 | Poobis Anubis | +5.23 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | 백수 | +5.21 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | +1.71 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | edgy murphy | +0.26 | 74 | 64 |





