








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 205 | 25% |
| Smokes | 279 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 96 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 256 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,511 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | www.dylandollar.com | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | baby plum | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | ♡ b a r b i e | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | ham | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | pickles | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | www.dylandollar.com | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | ham | 14 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | baby plum | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Illi | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | pickles | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falke | +4.44 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | neco nila | +1.42 | 88 | 4 |
| #3 | ham | +1.23 | 48 | 32 |
| #4 | baby plum | +0.18 | 59 | 73 |
| #5 | Illi | +0.16 | 90 | 57 |





