








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 651 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 206 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6676 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7277 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5583 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4336 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,296,091 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bounceman | 50% | 363 |
| #5 | Raichu | 49% | 200 |
| #6 | bQrsti | 46% | 199 |
| #7 | S1mple | 45% | 53 |
| #8 | Bóbr kurwa | 44% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bounceman | 31 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | † R.I.P † ﴾P﴿ixel | 27 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Bóbr kurwa | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | bQrsti | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Raichu | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † R.I.P † ﴾P﴿ixel | 1559 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #2 | bQrsti | 1112 | 0.27 | 29 min |
| #3 | Bounceman | 857 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | Bóbr kurwa | 409 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Raichu | 292 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NightRaid | +3.01 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Bounceman | +1.91 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | † R.I.P † ﴾P﴿ixel | +0.54 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | InQyyy #RÖHR | +0.43 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | S1mple | -0.16 | 41 | 69 |





