








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 919 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1404 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1223 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1908 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,887 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AFROGODxDツ | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | ♆ ρυͲαͲυ 1.0 ॐ | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | COCK THE CURRY | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | Speedy 09 | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Pvt_Sapphire | 55% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ΔĐΔΜ Ş€€Ҝ€Ř | 55% | 33 |
| #7 | ●⃝Google it "Macbn7" | 53% | 19 |
| #8 | ♆ λℓU ॐ | 52% | 31 |
| #9 | 🌹✂ρυㄒαㄒυ 2.0⭕✂ | 44% | 34 |
| #10 | ♆ ρ υ Ͳ α Ͳ υ 4.0 ॐ | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pvt_Sapphire | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | AFROGODxDツ | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | ♆ ρ υ Ͳ α Ͳ υ 4.0 ॐ | 3 | 0.0256 |
| #4 | 🌹✂ρυㄒαㄒυ 2.0⭕✂ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ΔĐΔΜ Ş€€Ҝ€Ř | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌹✂ρυㄒαㄒυ 2.0⭕✂ | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pvt_Sapphire | 29 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♆ ρυͲαͲυ 1.0 ॐ | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Speedy 09 | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ●⃝Google it "Macbn7" | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AFROGODxDツ | +5.80 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | ♆ ρυͲαͲυ 1.0 ॐ | +4.22 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Speedy 09 | +3.85 | 62 | 72 |
| #4 | ♆ λℓU ॐ | +1.47 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | ♆ ρ υ Ͳ α Ͳ υ 4.0 ॐ | +0.98 | 76 | 62 |





