








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 895 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,879 | |
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6269 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4853 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2653 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3041 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,343 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lurre | 54% | 79 |
| #2 | etech | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | Hasse | 48% | 207 |
| #4 | knubbe | 47% | 100 |
| #5 | stronk | 45% | 323 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knubbe | +4.65 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | prippstuppen☂ | +4.54 | 58 | 84 |
| #3 | lurre | +1.55 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Hasse | -0.88 | 34 | 77 |
| #5 | etech | -1.39 | 70 | 66 |





