








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 889 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 158 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17444 | 33% |
| Smokes | 15881 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 12390 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7561 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,787,312 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vlad | 50% | 96 |
| #2 | Pugpants | 50% | 115 |
| #3 | Pestcontrole | 49% | 83 |
| #4 | matø | 43% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vlad | 50% | 96 |
| #2 | Pugpants | 50% | 115 |
| #3 | Pestcontrole | 49% | 83 |
| #4 | matø | 43% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matø | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Vlad | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Pugpants | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Pestcontrole | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pugpants | 533 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | matø | 469 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | Vlad | 273 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Pestcontrole | 262 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pestcontrole | +1.51 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | Pugpants | +0.90 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | ℳa̠staⱾpl1tt4h | +0.04 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Vlad | -0.70 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | matø | -1.33 | 58 | 68 |





