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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 86 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 669 | 21% |
| Smokes | 889 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 838 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,613 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrandMaster Gokke | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | raudies2000 | 48% | 161 |
| #3 | ❤𝕞ℚ𝕝❤ | 42% | 146 |
| #4 | ChuckTheNorris12 | 42% | 374 |
| #5 | Mr. MikkelM | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raudies2000 | 25 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | ChuckTheNorris12 | 21 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Mr. MikkelM | 15 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | ❤𝕞ℚ𝕝❤ | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | GrandMaster Gokke | 9 | 0.0194 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤𝕞ℚ𝕝❤ | 127 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | raudies2000 | 104 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mr. MikkelM | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ChuckTheNorris12 | 57 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | JudoVadarWang | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrandMaster Gokke | +6.86 | 62 | 47 |
| #2 | ❤𝕞ℚ𝕝❤ | +1.44 | 44 | 47 |
| #3 | Mr. MikkelM | +0.20 | 19 | 36 |
| #4 | ChuckTheNorris12 | -0.36 | 36 | 25 |
| #5 | raudies2000 | -1.63 | 14 | 11 |





