








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1173 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1284 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2452 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2025 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,291 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b a m. | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | PaYnie | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Some1Die | 50% | 193 |
| #4 | Kha Beleth | 49% | 146 |
| #5 | Vivi | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kha Beleth | 49% | 146 |
| #5 | Vivi | 48% | 48 |
| #6 | momo𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 | 46% | 70 |
| #7 | maNu.wmv | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | RicoHollywood | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kha Beleth | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Some1Die | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | momo𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | RicoHollywood | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | b a m. | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kha Beleth | 575 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Some1Die | 397 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | momo𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 | 197 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | maNu.wmv | 87 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vivi | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vivi | +3.20 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | b a m. | +2.51 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | PaYnie | +1.46 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | momo𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 | +1.31 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | RicoHollywood | +0.70 | 86 | 63 |





