








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8933 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9131 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8002 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7289 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,721 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artrex eZ | 54% | 347 |
| #2 | reshiiyi | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | aschrei | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artrex eZ | 54% | 347 |
| #2 | reshiiyi | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | aschrei | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artrex eZ | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | aschrei | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | reshiiyi | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artrex eZ | 714 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | aschrei | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | reshiiyi | 92 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tells | +1.66 | 52 | 73 |
| #2 | aschrei | -0.33 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | Artrex eZ | -0.69 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | reshiiyi | -1.15 | 68 | 58 |





