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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 236 | 34% |
| Smokes | 227 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 105 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 124 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,550 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | analyt1c | 42% | 24 |
| #2 | Cendol | 39% | 36 |
| #3 | Schiz0 | 39% | 36 |
| #4 | wampaw | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | analyt1c | 42% | 24 |
| #2 | Cendol | 39% | 36 |
| #3 | Schiz0 | 39% | 36 |
| #4 | wampaw | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schiz0 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Cendol | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schiz0 | 105 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cendol | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | analyt1c | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | wampaw | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schiz0 | +2.33 | 65 | 51 |
| #2 | analyt1c | +1.71 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Cendol | -0.31 | 55 | 50 |
| #4 | Cereal | -3.60 | 28 | 40 |
| #5 | wampaw | -6.09 | 38 | 24 |





