








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 752 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Wingman | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5094 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6489 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5813 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5262 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,055,004 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snupzy- | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Z4ptuce💖 | 51% | 255 |
| #3 | ZaX^ | 51% | 299 |
| #4 | N | FINITY | 49% | 165 |
| #5 | Thomsen26 | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snupzy- | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Z4ptuce💖 | 51% | 255 |
| #3 | ZaX^ | 51% | 299 |
| #4 | N | FINITY | 49% | 165 |
| #5 | Thomsen26 | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N | FINITY | 45 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Z4ptuce💖 | 21 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ZaX^ | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Snupzy- | 12 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | Thomsen26 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaX^ | 1010 | 0.16 | 29 min |
| #2 | Z4ptuce💖 | 942 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #3 | N | FINITY | 466 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Thomsen26 | 177 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Snupzy- | 98 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snupzy- | +4.14 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | N | FINITY | +3.82 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | Z4ptuce💖 | +1.68 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | Zombie | -1.22 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | ZaX^ | -1.59 | 28 | 83 |





