








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6273 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6069 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4338 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4600 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,426,588 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | \T/ang£♿ ᴴᵘⁿᵗᵉʳ | 46% | 134 |
| #5 | Booty Warrior | 45% | 29 |
| #6 | Campisten | 44% | 406 |
| #7 | Smiley | 43% | 118 |
| #8 | fucab1ch | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Campisten | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | \T/ang£♿ ᴴᵘⁿᵗᵉʳ | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Smiley | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | fucab1ch | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Booty Warrior | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Campisten | 587 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | \T/ang£♿ ᴴᵘⁿᵗᵉʳ | 281 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Smiley | 281 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Chebif | 187 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | fucab1ch | 171 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fucab1ch | +3.87 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | Campisten | +0.59 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | Chebif | +0.25 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | \T/ang£♿ ᴴᵘⁿᵗᵉʳ | +0.16 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | Smiley | -0.36 | 71 | 59 |





