








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5415 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5689 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5468 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3476 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,599,798 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yu Nu Nuffin Jon Snu | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | Zoro | 59% | 94 |
| #3 | VlNCENZO | 57% | 199 |
| #4 | fLam3 | 57% | 81 |
| #5 | Henry Tiang | 56% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SL0TR | +1.57 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Henry Tiang | +1.45 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | Yu Nu Nuffin Jon Snu | +1.41 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | D o w n p o u r | +1.07 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | Zoro | +1.04 | 75 | 57 |





