








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2300 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3720 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3064 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2012 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,087 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Borges- | 54% | 28 |
| #12 | FON | 53% | 47 |
| #13 | BLU | 52% | 124 |
| #14 | JAPO_NEIS | 52% | 29 |
| #15 | alondrito aracnídeo | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alondrito aracnídeo | 868 | 0.44 | 21 min |
| #2 | Aguinha de Chuca | 619 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | Bressa 豪邸 | 415 | 0.44 | 7 min |
| #4 | BLU | 371 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | GGT | 271 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aguinha de Chuca | +3.81 | 63 | 74 |
| #2 | GGT | +3.23 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | dente mortal σ | +2.16 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Bressa 豪邸 | +1.43 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Pergher | +0.19 | 71 | 62 |





