








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 400 | 18% |
| Smokes | 684 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 473 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 663 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,294 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doi☮ | 9 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Mari0 | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | dog | 6 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | kyrie | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | awake | 5 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 106 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | kyrie | 99 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | doi☮ | 77 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | awake | 76 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jaraxxus0 | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awake | +4.23 | 69 | 48 |
| #2 | kyrie | +2.87 | 92 | 49 |
| #3 | LuchoTheLion | +0.68 | 58 | 38 |
| #4 | doi☮ | -0.78 | 51 | 57 |
| #5 | Mari0 | -0.88 | 57 | 49 |





