








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 214 matches | ||
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7564 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5099 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6973 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7393 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,782,200 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inkAddict699 | 58% | 113 |
| #2 | Bruizer | 48% | 79 |
| #3 | Sunny✹ | 45% | 164 |
| #4 | Perzonal | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | Starr | 38% | 451 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inkAddict699 | 58% | 113 |
| #2 | Bruizer | 48% | 79 |
| #3 | Sunny✹ | 45% | 164 |
| #4 | Perzonal | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | Starr | 38% | 451 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inkAddict699 | 15 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Sunny✹ | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Perzonal | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Starr | 10 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bruizer | 8 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny✹ | 295 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Perzonal | 175 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bruizer | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | inkAddict699 | 68 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Starr | 9 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perzonal | +4.52 | 70 | 39 |
| #2 | Baumbeezy | +1.78 | 49 | 52 |
| #3 | inkAddict699 | +1.10 | 26 | 27 |
| #4 | Sunny✹ | -0.92 | 32 | 32 |
| #5 | Bruizer | -4.20 | 19 | 47 |





