








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 483 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5312 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3012 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4361 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3928 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,467,377 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 514 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nightmare | 55% | 116 |
| #2 | RoterKiller | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Chuck Borris | 49% | 374 |
| #4 | LumiX | 46% | 229 |
| #5 | Calliou | 46% | 539 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuck Borris | +4.80 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | Nightmare | +3.42 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | RoterKiller | +2.85 | 36 | 58 |
| #4 | Gynophobiker | -0.73 | 43 | 49 |
| #5 | Harald | -1.35 | 23 | 32 |





