








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 894 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1897 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1019 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 530 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,445 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisP | 264 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | v | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | TawiTurtle <Pornhub.com> | 82 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Scooby.OG♍ | 59 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | ₒₖ ᵢ ₚᵤₗₗ ᵤₚ | 56 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pkpaching | +4.86 | 42 | 54 |
| #2 | ChrisP | +3.58 | 59 | 56 |
| #3 | Scooby.OG♍ | +2.85 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | ₒₖ ᵢ ₚᵤₗₗ ᵤₚ | +2.07 | 42 | 57 |
| #5 | TawiTurtle <Pornhub.com> | +1.85 | 52 | 52 |





