








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2025 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1754 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1197 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1716 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,430 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | tioxy | 53% | 73 |
| #8 | Cid | 53% | 66 |
| #9 | Vítor | 50% | 34 |
| #10 | Hello | 45% | 31 |
| #11 | Tringo | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faLtinhu | 7 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Gabriel Infiel | 6 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Reiji | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Hello | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Cid | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabriel Infiel | +4.59 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | faLtinhu | +3.21 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Tessugo | +2.75 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | tioxy | +1.01 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | Reiji | +0.92 | 62 | 60 |





