








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5527 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4719 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5910 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5041 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,362 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bionicles | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | SonOfMedio | 52% | 391 |
| #3 | Psycho | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | a-mo-track90 | 40% | 101 |
| #5 | SAD FACE | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bionicles | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | SonOfMedio | 52% | 391 |
| #3 | Psycho | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | a-mo-track90 | 40% | 101 |
| #5 | SAD FACE | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonOfMedio | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Psycho | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | a-mo-track90 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | SAD FACE | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bionicles | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonOfMedio | 277 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bionicles | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | SAD FACE | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | a-mo-track90 | 6 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #5 | Psycho | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bionicles | +1.10 | 24 | 48 |
| #2 | SonOfMedio | +0.89 | 15 | 34 |
| #3 | YesThatGuy15 | +0.12 | 36 | 57 |
| #4 | SAD FACE | -1.40 | 23 | 43 |
| #5 | Psycho | -2.56 | 20 | 23 |





