








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2167 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1869 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1989 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1549 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,659 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hemuli | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Jusa | 89% | 9 |
| #3 | MMerkules | 89% | 9 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤Meli | 77% | 84 |
| #5 | jakee | 74% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | OranssiSurma | 70% | 10 |
| #10 | nipa | 64% | 25 |
| #11 | Juju_Asd | 63% | 27 |
| #12 | remain fan 2 | 59% | 66 |
| #13 | kArrii | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remain fan 2 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | jakee | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remain fan 2 | 246 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | ⭕⃤Meli | 237 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | jakee | 166 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | Juju_Asd | 103 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | nipa | 69 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤Meli | +4.39 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | nipa | +1.89 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Hemuli | +1.71 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | remain fan 2 | +1.46 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | kArrii | +1.08 | 88 | 62 |





