








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 700 matches | ||
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6060 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4734 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5473 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4811 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,400,068 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 985 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grundle Cruncher | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | vigiTheLoon | 47% | 360 |
| #3 | tadhg | 43% | 792 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grundle Cruncher | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | vigiTheLoon | 47% | 360 |
| #3 | tadhg | 43% | 792 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vigiTheLoon | 48 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | tadhg | 22 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Grundle Cruncher | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tadhg | 1077 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | vigiTheLoon | 402 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Grundle Cruncher | 31 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tadhg | +3.35 | 46 | 58 |
| #2 | Grundle Cruncher | +2.31 | 61 | 23 |
| #3 | vigiTheLoon | +1.38 | 46 | 25 |
| #4 | OpTic FaZe Falling_steve | -5.53 | 13 | 58 |





