








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1931 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 852 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8699 | 22% |
| Smokes | 11105 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10654 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8368 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,261,938 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3773 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 86 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Coffee | 23 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | WorldyS | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Tackles | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Daddysito | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAVIAN | +1.36 | 60 | 61 |
| #2 | Coffee | +1.33 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | Nico | +0.15 | 46 | 62 |
| #4 | Tackles | -0.62 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Daddysito | -0.74 | 59 | 56 |





