








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2789 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2955 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4508 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3325 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,956,880 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaihdoin taas nimen | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | baru | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | benetto | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | W1nn1ng PuPu | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Mikidimills | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1nn1ng PuPu | +1.76 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | baru | +0.45 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | MAURI™ | -0.08 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | Vaihdoin taas nimen | -0.24 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | benetto | -1.61 | 52 | 47 |





