








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 513 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5814 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6322 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4132 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1726 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,012,960 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashleyyyyyy :3 | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | Laura | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | Reskyy | 49% | 529 |
| #4 | Strackt | 48% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashleyyyyyy :3 | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | Laura | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | Reskyy | 49% | 529 |
| #4 | Strackt | 48% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reskyy | 101 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Laura | 11 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Ashleyyyyyy :3 | 8 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Strackt | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reskyy | 1281 | 0.11 | 35 min |
| #2 | Laura | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Strackt | 108 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ashleyyyyyy :3 | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reskyy | +2.73 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Ashleyyyyyy :3 | +1.64 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | Strackt | -0.99 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | RDCTD | -1.44 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Laura | -1.50 | 63 | 60 |





