








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 609 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2899 | 15% |
| Smokes | 7428 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 4386 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5138 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,767,496 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2033 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ω Callo | 19 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | GmoneyST06 | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | HaiLStr0m | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | b0gz_ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GmoneyST06 | +3.96 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | HaiLStr0m | +0.86 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | b0gz_ | +0.13 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | ScreaM | -0.09 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | Ω Callo | -3.34 | 24 | 39 |





