








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 883 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11244 | 24% |
| Smokes | 14219 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9832 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10995 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,097,250 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sp4zZt1K | 51% | 377 |
| #2 | petter :) | 51% | 166 |
| #3 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | 50% | 280 |
| #4 | COCK A2 | 46% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sp4zZt1K | 51% | 377 |
| #2 | petter :) | 51% | 166 |
| #3 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | 50% | 280 |
| #4 | COCK A2 | 46% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petter :) | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Sp4zZt1K | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | COCK A2 | 12 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sp4zZt1K | 1087 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #2 | petter :) | 685 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | COCK A2 | 641 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #4 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | 602 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Default | +1.35 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | -0.85 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Sp4zZt1K | -1.04 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | petter :) | -1.35 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | COCK A2 | -2.10 | 35 | 53 |





