








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2559 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2829 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2241 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2717 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,783,050 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flyt | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | toxic | 63% | 73 |
| #3 | Ty | 63% | 177 |
| #4 | nick | 62% | 336 |
| #5 | Built | 62% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nick | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ty | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Built | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | RayVideo ツ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | BigCheese | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | 479 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | nick | 455 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | toxic | 356 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rick | 348 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | RayVideo ツ | 163 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | +3.89 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | nick | +3.63 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | RayVideo ツ | +2.06 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | toxic | +1.81 | 77 | 77 |
| #5 | ìndeƒinite√∞☣ | +1.07 | 74 | 48 |





