








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1394 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1695 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1170 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,611 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa | 44% | 27 |
| #2 | [ «Tixksi«] | 34% | 67 |
| #3 | Ncoreee | 33% | 27 |
| #4 | Peperinho | 33% | 46 |
| #5 | zamulinho | 32% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ncoreee | 33% | 27 |
| #4 | Peperinho | 33% | 46 |
| #5 | zamulinho | 32% | 76 |
| #6 | Juggernauter | 30% | 27 |
| #7 | Salt And Ezk | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamulinho | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Peperinho | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Ncoreee | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamulinho | 290 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | [ «Tixksi«] | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Peperinho | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ncoreee | 64 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Juggernauter | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa | +4.65 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | Salt And Ezk | +3.29 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Ncoreee | +0.70 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | Ale | +0.14 | 47 | 61 |
| #5 | zamulinho | -0.25 | 74 | 55 |





