








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1163 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1652 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1858 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2013 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,833 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Esel | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Moopsy | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | mxx | 57% | 180 |
| #4 | KYOU | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | Qui-Goon | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qui-Goon | +3.26 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | KYOU | +2.58 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | Pho Sure | +1.87 | 90 | 45 |
| #4 | unga bunga me go fast | +1.60 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | mxx | +0.89 | 87 | 60 |





