








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1722 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3020 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3272 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $902,243 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Hodor | 54% | 105 |
| #12 | pidy | 54% | 37 |
| #13 | RIKI SORSA | 53% | 32 |
| #14 | kulmikas muna | 44% | 41 |
| #15 | Rase | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hodor | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | raiskari | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Slimeto | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | liki | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | kulmikas muna | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liki | 620 | 0.28 | 18 min |
| #2 | Noname | 550 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #3 | TPHN | 400 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Hodor | 245 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | kulmikas muna | 173 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TPHN | +2.22 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | pieni | +1.64 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Slimeto | +1.26 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Glapidi | +1.24 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | Hodor | +1.05 | 64 | 56 |





