








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9180 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7682 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7619 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5184 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,220,659 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaveN | 39 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | nuup | 17 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Flumox | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Frankfurter2 | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Andawooder | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frankfurter2 | 1371 | 0.21 | 44 min |
| #2 | Sir_82 | 937 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | nuup | 863 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #4 | Óðinn | 546 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #5 | Flumox | 503 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumox | +3.74 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Brettinger | +1.45 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | Sir_82 | +1.23 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | nuup | +0.38 | 52 | 53 |
| #5 | Kilko | +0.34 | 56 | 60 |





