








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2487 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3624 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3003 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2501 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,841,808 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stunner | 58% | 392 |
| #2 | Carlen | 56% | 144 |
| #3 | nine | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stunner | 58% | 392 |
| #2 | Carlen | 56% | 144 |
| #3 | nine | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stunner | 36 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Carlen | 22 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | nine | 9 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stunner | 573 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | Carlen | 366 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | nine | 74 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlen | +3.09 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | stunner | +2.27 | 88 | 52 |
| #3 | cruz | +1.92 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | nine | -2.42 | 72 | 44 |





