The Masturbator's 2025 Leetify Recap

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Leetify Recap 2025
Top 5 Stats of 2025
The Masturbator
The Jack of All Trades
Better than 99% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
9%
 
Better than 97% of Leetify users
#2
Utility
Enemies Flashed
0.78
per Flashbang
Better than 96% of Leetify users
#3
Aim
Proper Counter-Strafing
89%
 
Better than 93% of Leetify users
#4
Trades
Traded Death Opportunities
5.61
per Match
Better than 91% of Leetify users
#5
Style
Zeus Kills
0.02
per Match

System Report: Annual playtime data retrived

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2025 Playtime

Year in Totals

Matches Played
44
Avg Leetify User
169
Hours Played
24
Avg Leetify User
69

Matches per Month

1
Jan
0
Feb
0
Mar
0
Apr
0
May
0
Jun
0
Jul
0
Aug
0
Sep
0
Oct
30
Nov
13
Dec

Daily Activity

You play the most on Mondays
(0.29 Matches Per Day)
0
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec

The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

Achievement Collection

Rarest
Achievement

Mirage
2025-12-22
Center of Center of Center of
Center of
Center of Center of Center of
Attention Attention Attention
Attention
Attention Attention Attention
EF per Flashbang:
1.8
Rare
5.85%
of Leetify Users have this Achievement

Most Collected Achievement

Cache
2025-11-12
Team Team Team
Team
Team Team Team
Ace Ace Ace
Ace
Ace Ace Ace
Team Ace Rounds:
1
Common
Total Collected
10

Completionist
Progress

Unlocked
27%
Locked
73%
  • Common
    33/43
  • Uncommon
    20/53
  • Rare
    5/61
  • Epic
    1/65
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You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

Personal Bests
Anubis
2025-12-26
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Pistol Kills
9
Personal Best
Anubis
2025-12-26
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Trade Kills
8
Personal Best
Ancient
2025-12-05
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Got Flashed
17 times
Personal Best
Nuke
2025-12-10
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Spotted Accuracy
51%
Personal Best
Nuke
2025-12-10
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Aim Rating
90
Personal Best
Mirage
2025-01-11
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
ADR
143
Personal Best
Cache
2025-11-18
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Team Ace Rounds
2
Personal Best
Mirage
2025-11-24
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Crosshair Placement
4.1°
Personal Best
Mirage
2025-11-14
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Shotgun Kills
3
Personal Best
Cache
2025-11-16
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Total Chat Messages
9
Personal Best
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Best Ranks
Mode /> Matches Played Highest Rank />
Esplay 43 matches
1,785

Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps

Maps

Top 5 Maps

Mirage
16 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.76
Win Rate
44%
Ancient
12 Matches
Leetify Rating
-2.67
Win Rate
50%
Cache
7 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.74
Win Rate
71%
Dust2
3 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.77
Win Rate
67%
Nuke
3 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.59
Win Rate
33%

Bomb Site Totals

Total Sites Attacked
150
Avg Leetify User
452
Total Sites Defended
64
Avg Leetify User
221
Round Economy
Pistol
44 Rounds
Win Rate
45%
Avg Leetify User
51%
Better than 93% of Leetify users
Eco
45 Rounds
Win Rate
38%
Avg Leetify User
21%
Semi-Eco
51 Rounds
Win Rate
16%
Avg Leetify User
35%
Force Buy
253 Rounds
Win Rate
48%
Avg Leetify User
50%
Full Buy
560 Rounds
Win Rate
57%
Avg Leetify User
57%
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command

Click Here

To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Feathered Bird Investigators

2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...

Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?

Kills and Deaths

Year in Totals

Kills
588
Avg / Match
13.4
Avg Leetify User
3,044
Deaths
707
Avg / Match
16.1
Avg Leetify User
2,890
K/D Ratio
0.83
Avg / Match
0.83
Avg Leetify User
1.05

Weapon Kills

Your Kills
Leetify User Average

Weapon Deaths

Your Deaths
Leetify User Average

358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz

Style Kills and Deaths
Headshots
Kills
297
Avg / Match
6.75
Deaths
343
Avg / Match
7.80
Jumpshots
Kills
2
Avg / Match
0.05
Deaths
1
Avg / Match
0.02
Noscopes
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.02
Deaths
2
Avg / Match
0.05
Wallbangs
Kills
22
Avg / Match
0.50
Deaths
22
Avg / Match
0.50
Through Smoke
Kills
29
Avg / Match
0.66
Deaths
31
Avg / Match
0.70
While Blind
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.02
Deaths
5
Avg / Match
0.11
Zeus
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.02
Deaths
1
Avg / Match
0.02
Nades
Kills
4
Avg / Match
0.09
Deaths
5
Avg / Match
0.11
Knives
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.02
Deaths
1
Avg / Match
0.02
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Pro Claimed
0 days
Pro Missed
0 days
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System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.

Well? Did you do, or did you die?

Performance

Opening Duels

Total Attempted
179
Avg / Match
4.1
Avg Leetify User
570
49%
14%
37%
Opening Duels Won
Opening Duels Lost
(Traded)
Opening Duels Lost
(Untraded)

Multikills

134
Total Multikills
Avg / Match
3.05
Avg Leetify User
495
100
Total 2Ks
Avg / Match
2.27
Avg Leetify User
362
31
Total 3Ks
Avg / Match
0.70
Avg Leetify User
106
3
Total 4Ks
Avg / Match
0.07
Avg Leetify User
21
0
Total 5Ks
Avg / Match
0.000
Avg Leetify User
2

Clutches

All Clutches
Win Rate
15%
14
80
Won
Lost
1v1
Win Rate
60%
9
6
Won
Lost
1v2
Win Rate
16%
3
16
Won
Lost
1v3
Win Rate
7%
2
26
Won
Lost
1v4
Win Rate
0%
0
20
Won
Lost
1v5
Win Rate
0%
0
12
Won
Lost

The System has registered 656 total utility used this year.

Nades

Nades Thrown

Util TypeAmount Thrown% of Util
Flashes 10015%
Smokes 17126%
HE Grenades 28043%
Molotovs 10516%

Nade Stats (Average per Nade)

Molotovs

Damage
2.63
Team Damage
0.35

HE

Damage
7.66
Team Damage
0.05

Flashes

Enemies Flashed
0.78
Friends Flashed
0.35
Blind
Time
2.3 sec
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show you have wasted $244,672 of utility $257 per round

Click Here

To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)

Total Time Blinded
You were blinded for
0.25 hours
Total Enemy Blinded
You blinded your enemies for
0.07 hours

Chat activity report generated...

You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)

Big Yapper

These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!

*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

Your Top Carries

  1. [ #1 ]
    aademicke
    Leetify Rating
    +3.09
    K/D Ratio
    1.20
  2. [ #2 ]
    SAJJE
    Leetify Rating
    +3.04
    K/D Ratio
    1.36
  3. [ #3 ]
    naga
    Leetify Rating
    +1.87
    K/D Ratio
    1.20

Every great player needs a great crew and these 5 have your back

Best Friend
hank
Win Rate
59%
Matches Played
17
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#1
hank
 59% 17
#2
aademicke
 57% 23
#3
A
 53% 15
#4
SAJJE
 52% 27
#5
naga
 50% 20

These 5 are built for vibes, not victory

Worst Friend
Sturken
Win Rate
0%
Matches Played
3
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#5
naga
 50% 20
#6
3.
 44% 9
#7
VickeV +}}
 44% 25
#8
Fjumpa
 35% 17
#9
Sturken
 0% 3

Terrible luck, but great company

Attempted Murder
hank
Total Team Kills
3
Per Round
0.0077
PosPlayer
Total Team Kills
Per Round
#1
hank
 3 0.0077
#2
SAJJE
 1 0.0016
#3
aademicke
 1 0.0019
#4
Fjumpa
 1 0.0027
#5
3.
 1 0.0052

These friends flash first and apologise later

Friendly Flasher
VickeV +}}
Times Flashed
103
Per Round
0.19
Flash Duration
3 min
PosPlayer
Times Flashed
Per Round
Flash Duration
#1
VickeV +}}
 103 0.19 3 min
#2
naga
 72 0.17 2 min
#3
SAJJE
 63 0.10 2 min
#4
aademicke
 54 0.10 1 min
#5
hank
 50 0.13 1 min

Skill issue? This bunch has never heard of her

Local Legend
aademicke
Leetify Rating
+3.09
Aim Rating
90
Utility Rating
65
PosPlayer
Leetify Rating
Aim Rating />
Utility Rating />
#1
aademicke
 +3.09 90 65
#2
SAJJE
 +3.04 75 64
#3
naga
 +1.87 95 62
#4
A
 +0.31 54 52
#5
3.
 +0.22 76 55
Players Encountered
Unique Players Encountered
233
Leetify Users
112
Leetify Staff
0
Pro Players
0
Cheaters
3
Leetify Recap 2025

The Masturbator Leetify Recap 2025 CS2

Best Rank
Esplay
Matches Played
43
Rank
1,785
Leetify Rating
-1.46
Win Rate
50%
Matches Played
44
Total Hours
24

Top Allstar.gg Highlight

#1
M4A4 4K on Mirage
Round 6 · 2025-01-11

Friends

Top Carry
aademicke
Leetify Rating
+3.09
K/D Ratio
1.20
Best Friend
hank
Win Rate
59%
Matches Played
17
Local Legend
aademicke
Leetify Rating
+3.09
Aim Rating
90
Utility Rating
65
Attempted Murder
hank
Total Team Kills
3
Per Round
0.0077
Worst Friend
Sturken
Win Rate
0%
Matches Played
3
Friendly Flasher
VickeV +}}
Times Flashed
103
Per Round
0.19
Flash Duration
3 min

2025 Leetify Identity

The Jack of All Trades
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Top 1% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
9%
 
Top 3% of Leetify users
#2
Utility
Enemies Flashed
0.78
per Flashbang
Top 4% of Leetify users
#3
Aim
Proper Counter-Strafing
89%
 
Top 7% of Leetify users
#4
Trades
Traded Death Opportunities
5.61
per Match
Top 9% of Leetify users
#5
Style
Zeus Kills
0.02
per Match

Personal Bests

Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Pistol Kills
9
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Trade Kills
8
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Got Flashed
17 times
Personal Best

Most Played Map

Mirage
Matches Played
16
Leetify Rating
-0.76
Win Rate
44%

Chat

Messages Typed
83
Favorite Word
:D

Weapons Breakdown

Total Kills
588
Total Deaths
707
Weapons Breakdown
Your Kills
Your Deaths
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