








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 16% |
| Smokes | 292 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 382 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 434 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,325 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Reaper | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Morelax | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | Vlad | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Aeswa | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Reaper | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Morelax | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | Vlad | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Aeswa | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morelax | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Vlad | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morelax | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✪Reaper | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Aeswa | 6 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vlad | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IM_GSAN | +1.50 | 59 | 48 |
| #2 | ✪Reaper | -0.07 | 57 | 58 |
| #3 | Morelax | -1.47 | 46 | 71 |
| #4 | Aeswa | -1.64 | 81 | 28 |
| #5 | Vlad | -1.91 | 86 | 22 |





