








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1928 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1784 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1815 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1825 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,281 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Preemh | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | pxxxeee | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | greeksN^ | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | pxxxeee | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | greeksN^ | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | mxy | 29% | 14 |
| #7 | cookmnstR | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greeksN^ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | pxxxeee | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 64 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | pxxxeee | 59 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | greeksN^ | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | cookmnstR | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | mxy | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preemh | +2.34 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | cookmnstR | +2.04 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | pxxxeee | +1.08 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | greeksN^ | +0.63 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | +0.28 | 71 | 59 |





