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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1308 | 29% |
| Smokes | 822 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1314 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1013 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,480 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pruto | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | LECHIU | 50% | 115 |
| #3 | VrxK | 47% | 59 |
| #4 | Thai.- | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pruto | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | LECHIU | 50% | 115 |
| #3 | VrxK | 47% | 59 |
| #4 | Thai.- | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LECHIU | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Pruto | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | VrxK | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Thai.- | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LECHIU | 522 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | VrxK | 188 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pruto | 123 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Thai.- | 38 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VrxK | +2.38 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | LECHIU | +1.85 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Pruto | +1.22 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Thai.- | -2.17 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | Kiro | -2.95 | 66 | 55 |





