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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2112 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2039 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2150 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1834 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,584 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr.Piglet:] | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Ricardo | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | Gerilson Nascimento | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | Leite | 57% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadTiago | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Leite | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Ricardo | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Gerilson Nascimento | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KryptØN | +3.03 | 76 | 79 |
| #2 | Squazo | +1.66 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Sr.Piglet:] | +0.10 | 52 | 45 |
| #4 | MadTiago | -0.01 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | davvil, tha blind mofo! | -0.36 | 28 | 68 |





