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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 345 | 23% |
| Smokes | 351 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 506 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 295 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,888 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | !@#& | 89% | 9 |
| #7 | Mixzie | 83% | 6 |
| #8 | nay | 80% | 5 |
| #9 | Voltage | 79% | 19 |
| #10 | rasec | 70% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 | 57 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | kim | 36 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #3 | ⛧ StaR ⛧ | 31 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | rasec | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | shiny | 28 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltage | +6.60 | 100 | 25 |
| #2 | shiny | +4.62 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | luiz | +4.13 | 93 | 51 |
| #4 | kim | +3.50 | 92 | 60 |
| #5 | !@#& | +2.53 | 83 | 37 |





