








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1689 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2085 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1684 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1343 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,287 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salte | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Emanuel Desperados | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ShaquilleOatmeal | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | SheRanEe | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Littus | 3 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salte | 765 | 0.36 | 22 min |
| #2 | SheRanEe | 290 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Emanuel Desperados | 208 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ShaquilleOatmeal | 101 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Littus | 84 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Personal worker | +5.07 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | Littus | +3.15 | 50 | 64 |
| #3 | Litt Pudding/немного пудинг | +2.38 | 57 | 59 |
| #4 | salte | +2.23 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | ShaquilleOatmeal | +1.18 | 79 | 56 |





