








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 564 | 26% |
| Smokes | 374 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 739 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 462 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,261 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyoka | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Fomi | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | Redyz ^_^ | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | Raikku | 62% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyoka | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Fomi | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | Redyz ^_^ | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | Raikku | 62% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raikku | 12 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Redyz ^_^ | 11 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Zyoka | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Fomi | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raikku | 176 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Redyz ^_^ | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zyoka | 48 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fomi | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fomi | +4.40 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | Redyz ^_^ | +3.40 | 88 | 42 |
| #3 | bisnes mies | +2.74 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | Zyoka | +0.97 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | Raikku | +0.92 | 65 | 50 |





