








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 835 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8779 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11182 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6218 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6474 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,723,678 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Dkzver | 48% | 310 |
| #7 | Dyed Pull | 48% | 207 |
| #8 | FrostPhantom | 48% | 419 |
| #9 | The 0wl | 46% | 361 |
| #10 | Ducati Panigale V4 | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrostPhantom | 18 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | The 0wl | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Dyed Pull | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Farmer | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Dkzver | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Lemon | +2.95 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | Farmer | +2.89 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | FrostPhantom | +1.25 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | Dkzver | +0.94 | 60 | 68 |
| #5 | Hard Bass | -0.30 | 42 | 64 |





