








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 487 | 24% |
| Smokes | 345 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 795 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 392 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,869 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IN YOUR WALLS | 45% | 89 |
| #2 | Bert | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | LLENN | 35% | 63 |
| #4 | Sanaka | 10% | 10 |
| #5 | ExoB | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IN YOUR WALLS | 45% | 89 |
| #2 | Bert | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | LLENN | 35% | 63 |
| #4 | Sanaka | 10% | 10 |
| #5 | ExoB | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LLENN | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | IN YOUR WALLS | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Sanaka | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LLENN | 70 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | IN YOUR WALLS | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sanaka | 34 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bert | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | ExoB | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanaka | +3.64 | 67 | 41 |
| #2 | Bert | +1.35 | 53 | 64 |
| #3 | IN YOUR WALLS | +0.95 | 64 | 33 |
| #4 | graplu | -0.45 | 61 | 31 |
| #5 | ExoB | -1.66 | 68 | 24 |





